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[Jedi_Vader20] anyone know where I can find some goo pr0n?
[PuffinFreshWog] have you tried the internet?
[Jedi_Vader20] whoops

[Keitaro] I think I know where Michael Jackson got the idea to hang his kid over the balcony.
[Keitaro] Lion King.

[scenestar] chuck norris jokes are the web 2.0 equivalent of "all your base"

[Dooley]omg [Mstandot]What does that smiley represent?
[mictoboy]a vasectomy

[XaSer] what's the word for NOT independent? unindependent?
[travly] yeah
[XaSer] thanks!
[travly] no problem, really =)

[MicroChip] ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl?
[Chucker-away] the Yankees
[bishop] the sox
[MicroChip] you guys are so female

[Guinivere] they have cable in Montana?
[Ouroboros] Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.
[Ouroboros] You know, cable.
[Ouroboros] Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.

[Soimafrea] is it music?
[blender] most mp3s are

[k3tty] nfi
[APULYG] Whats nfi?
[TBC] no fucking idea.
[APULYG] Well shut up then if you dont know
* TBC beats the crap out of APU for being s00pid.

[kolby] you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em?
[kolby] they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror
[kolby] I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look
[Scofco] hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink?
[kolby] huh?
[kolby] ...fuck

[MKDemon] my girlfriend has boobs.
[Kevyn] My girlfriend has boobs too.
[Kevyn] And by boobs, I meant "two balled up t-shirts stuffed up a pillowcase"
[Kevyn] ...And by girlfriend, I meant "pillow"
[Kevyn] In case you couldn't tell.
[Kevyn] No pun intended.

[bill``] I'm taking the AP calc test tomorrow--does anyone have any last minute tips?
[MSINISTER] dont put metal in a microwave!
[MSINISTER] good luck!

[VerrySpecialUnit] i have 30gb of games now...
[VerrySpecialUnit] and 10 gigs of apps
[hamms] and 0gig of a life

[ISO_Girl] i need to trim my hair
[Anarchy_Creator] meh short hair on a woman = no
[Anarchy_Creator] i think shoulder length is good
[ISO_Girl] wrong hair buddy
[Anarchy_Creator] ...

[Rift] i ditch girls for video games all the time
[@monk-work] toggling between your porn window and your gaming window does not qualify as "ditching girls for video games"

[drgonzo] fuck linux
[drgonzo] that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant

[Kurt] Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?
[jre] Batman
[egg] Batman
[jre] Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt? NO.

[Fembot] I choose you, PINGachu!
[Fembot] Variable sized packet attack!

[twink-E] man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing beats IRC!

[fry] i remember the first time i had a boner i thought it was cacner or something
[fry] because i used to be smart and shit and i learned in class that tumers were "uncontrolled growths"
[Raven] Then you found the internet. And now you can't even spell cancer. Or tumors.
[fry] ...
[fry] :(

[myliw0rk] There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
[myliw0rk] This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[dlanod] The great thing about aural sex is that you can play it by ear.

[tatclass] YOU ALL SUCK DICK
[tatclass] er.
[tatclass] hi.
[andy\code] A common typo.
[tatclass] the keys are like right next to each other.

[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks?
[TheXPhial] vaccuums
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
[TheXPhial] black holes
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
[TheXPhial] lava?

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

[i8b4uUnderground] d-_-b
[BonyNoMore] how u make that inverted b?
[BonyNoMore] wait
[BonyNoMore] never mind

[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?
[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?
[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?

[T-Wolf] man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
[RdAwG20] you don't live in Hope mills do you?
[T-Wolf] ya, why man?
[RdAwG20] lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
[T-Wolf] you mother fucker

[NES] lol
[NES] I download something from Napster
[NES] And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
[NES] I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
[NES] "getting my song back fucker"

[jeebus] the "bishop" came to our church today
[jeebus] he was a fucken impostor
[jeebus] never once moved diagonally

[JonTG] Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
[JonTG] wait, shit

[MooseOnDaLoose] Hey Mike
[goatboy] what?
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] er?
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] and?
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] ...
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] i dont get it
[MooseOnDaLoose] AND YOU NEVER WILL.
[goatboy] bastard

[Reverend] IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
[Eticam] And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
[Eticam] When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
[Eticam] Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
[Eticam] The girl started crying and left class ^^

[Sonium] someone speak python here?
[lucky] HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
[lucky] SSSSS
[Sonium] the programming language

[Sui88] 67% of girls are stupid
[V-girl] i belong with the other 13%

[WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs] i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
[XeNoX] Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

[Raven] I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
[Raven] It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

[frank] can you help me install GTA3?
[knightmare] first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
[knightmare] ...

[NHBoy] I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
[rycool] ...
[NHBoy] I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
[NHBoy] Oh well, time to buy new strings.

[Fashykekes] Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

Mendo] lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
[spitfire] haha mendo
[spitfire] take a screen shot
[spitfire] wait
[spitfire] that made no sense

[@Chin^] My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
[@Chin^] just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
[@Chin^] So she calls me a pervert again?!?
[@Chin^] there is no justice in the world...

[Insomniak`] Stupid fucking Google
[Insomniak`] "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
[Insomniak`] "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search