tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-130449192024-03-07T10:03:20.967-06:00Ëñ |å ßü§kËÐå ÐË |å üñî¶üîÐåÐ ÐË| §Ë®Un estudio epistemologico sobre la necedad de su anfitrion en alkanzar su uniquidad antes de ke las grafikas de laz manzanas demuestren ke la moneda de los siete metales funciona.Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.comBlogger119125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-66459406049452156682009-08-23T22:08:00.001-05:002012-03-15T01:49:38.831-06:00Tarea de ética<link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CVICTOR%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CVICTOR%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5CVICTOR%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link><style>
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<div class="MsoNormal">Sobre el prologo y un fragmento del segundo capítulo de: <i>El hombre light, una vida sin valores </i>de Enrique Rojas.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Define, Enrique Rojas, al hombre light como el sujeto que emerge de una sociedad seducida por el hedonismo, el consumismo, la permisividad y la relatividad, cimentado en el creciente e inherente materialismo que caracteriza al mundo moderno. Es decir, un producto moldeado e ideado sin valores, sin capacidad de razonar, sin contenido, sin convicciones, sin sustancia, manipulado para encajar en una sociedad en donde alcanzar la felicidad es sinónimo de entregarse al dinero, al éxito, al poder, al gozo ilimitado y sin restricciones. Diagnostica el autor del libro a este hombre como una “enfermedad” cuyo fatal desenlace es triste y pesimista, pues vive en una felicidad parcial.</div><div class="MsoNormal">En medida en que releía a regañadientes las líneas aburridas y directas del autor me daba cuenta que no soy la persona a la que va dedicada este libro. En ciertos puntos compartimos opinión, ambos pensamos que las personas deberían de razonar más y no hacer las cosas por moda o porque es lo más fácil. Hay que romper el paradigma que nos impide cambiar para bien nuestra forma de pensar, de ser. Hay que ser heroicos en nuestras empresas y realizarlas con entusiasmo y convicción. Sin embargo, la forma y el modo en el que el autor intenta despertar a esta sociedad aletargada no se me hacen del todo razonables.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Apunto que, a pesar de que el autor intenta hacer una “buena obra”, lo hace desde un punto de vista cerrado, despreciando por completo al llamado <i>hombre light</i> y además afirmando su infelicidad debido a su falta de moralidad, lo cual no es necesariamente cierto, de hecho se me hace más lógico pensar que una moral alta restringe tu rango de actividades felices, pues, no puedes ser feliz si en el camino impediste la felicidad de alguien más de manera directa o indirecta. Y más aún, si tu moral es exageradamente alta, no puedes ser feliz de ningún modo, porque sería inmoral sentirte feliz cuando hay miles de personas que no lo son.</div><div class="MsoNormal">El hombre light está generalizado a partir de deducciones del autor, que, si su modo de generar hipótesis y teorías es tan cerrado como su modo de atacar al comunismo, seguramente son deducciones infundadas, carentes de objetividad. Me parece irónico que ataque al consumismo y su hijo bastardo publicando un libro ideado para venderse, un best seller. Simplemente no va.</div><div class="MsoNormal">La banalidad del ser humano no es un tema nuevo, no es inherente de estos tiempos. Toda actividad humana es perfectible y por lo tanto falible, desde siempre se ha buscado actuar de manera ética, no hay normas ni reglas salvo las que se generan desde un punto de vista lógico, pero todas estas son teóricas. Sin un modelo a seguir, la sociedad se ha encarrilado por el camino fácil, por lo que hacen los demás, por lo estadísticamente correcto. Lo ideal no sería corregirlos imponiéndoles un nuevo camino lleno de promesas intelectuales y espirituales, comprometiéndose con la sociedad siendo un ser humano consistente y con valores. Lo ideal sería encarrilarlos a razonar y que ellos mismos encuentren cómo y por qué desean llevar cierto tipo de vida; si su raciocinio es correcto y objetivo, entonces llevaran una vida equilibrada entre los valores materiales y espirituales. </div><div class="MsoNormal">Lo que más me molesta del autor es su mercadotecnia, vendiéndote la idea de que siendo una persona con alta moral y buenos valores vas a ser feliz. Si realmente tienes valores morales fundamentados, requeriste de pensar y razonar tus acciones humanas, de intelectualizar tu existencia. Y es aquí donde hago uso de una frase célebre y una cita de Ernest Hemingway respectivamente: “La ignorancia es una bendición” y “Personas inteligentes, y a la vez felices, es la cosa más rara que he visto.”</div>Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-14561368196691271062009-05-17T20:40:00.004-05:002009-05-17T22:13:36.483-05:00A visperas de un cumpleañosFallece a la edad de 88 años maese Benedetti. Yo no soy para nada del estilo poético o del estilo romántico de la prosa, pero hay un poema en particular que disfruto mucho de Mario "una mujer desnuda y en lo oscuro"<br /><br />La fecha casi se empalma con el cumpleaños de aquella que en días pasados habría de ponerle significado al poema.<br /><br />A manera de tributo póstumo y regalo de cumpleaños, un pequeño homenaje interpretado por Joan Manuel Serrat y acompañado de un slide de mi autoría realizado hace poco menos de un año.<br /><br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dz8jt-b0nu2AQ_a8uwc7GvmA6mZ2I-o6v1sn-KcU2J6hzRYLLrnt2D6h0GZW_QuvGSZ4yDWMcy4pDs' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Q.E.P.D. Mario Benedetti y feliz cumpleaños YuriKurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-60924322468972732952009-04-02T15:14:00.002-06:002009-04-02T15:17:20.025-06:00La música que te hace estúpido!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE5zFzdSX2OEiroU7r34J4_1awCONfx7qZtp6c43i3sbE7VJeZKviu84nCv42SOqzIjr98Hzn5wmD9Z0jJYHN4G8Vl3LXatZdP9bN4qyG2HOw9lmzrqTG5phXeQD1uYOUV0brc/s1600-h/musicthatmakesyoudum2bla.png"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 188px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE5zFzdSX2OEiroU7r34J4_1awCONfx7qZtp6c43i3sbE7VJeZKviu84nCv42SOqzIjr98Hzn5wmD9Z0jJYHN4G8Vl3LXatZdP9bN4qyG2HOw9lmzrqTG5phXeQD1uYOUV0brc/s400/musicthatmakesyoudum2bla.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320205972811429586" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Lo unico ke puedo argumentar, es ke los weyones ke hicieron ese SAT saben un pito de musica :DKurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-21513195828232442632009-01-28T19:36:00.002-06:002009-01-28T19:37:58.774-06:00Solo para lo[gi]cos.<object width="464" height="376"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/652882"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/652882" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/how-to-imagine-the-tenth-dimension.html">How To Imagine The Tenth Dimension</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">How-to</a></span><br /><br />Simple y sencillo, la explicacion de las 10 dimensiones lógicas.Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-19070893270502920802009-01-14T13:55:00.003-06:002009-01-14T14:11:24.897-06:00Log filosófico...PMX[TabasquegnO] yo wa descargar brokeback mountain xD<br />[ThE_CroW] brokeback mopuntain<br />[Gpl_Source] nel esa es de putos<br />[TabasquegnO] vela y haz juicio critico propio crou.<br />[ThE_CroW] puto<br />[ThE_CroW] no me hables<br />[TabasquegnO] que el drogo sea homofobico como consecuencia d andar con su lady es pedo suyo la verdad.<br />[ThE_CroW] tu eres un puto misogino homofonico<br />[TabasquegnO] ?<br />[TabasquegnO] echar palabras al aire las hace validas?<br />[ThE_CroW] las palabras tienen vida propia, nosotros solo somos medios para ellas<br />[ThE_CroW] alejandro jodorowsky<br />* ThE_CroW viendo fotos de su nena<br />[TabasquegnO] trata de que tus palabras tengan cierto grado de validez<br />[TabasquegnO] nickos.mex<br />[ThE_CroW] don't try, just do it<br />[ThE_CroW] nike.com<br />[TabasquegnO] ahora andas siendo cinico..<br />[ThE_CroW] jajajaja<br />Quits: Ricochett (<a href="mailto:JaCKSoN@1ED41C88.5BD048B6.6B89379A.IP">JaCKSoN@1ED41C88.5BD048B6.6B89379A.IP</a>) (Ping timeout)<br />[satanic-surfer] lo qye me he dado cuenta ahora<br />[satanic-surfer] es ke es honorable el ser gay en estos tiempos<br />[satanic-surfer] y es despreciable tratar de ser culto<br />[satanic-surfer] puta madre por que no mori en esa tormenta<br />[satanic-surfer] el naco, el idiota, el pendejo, el bruto y el malinchista<br />[satanic-surfer] son las figuras predominantes ahora<br />[satanic-surfer] akaso sera ke yo soy una persona normal y la mayoria de la gente entran en alguna(s) de esas categorias?<br />[TabasquegnO] sigue buscando normalidad en un mundo donde ese adjetivo no encaja en nadie darth.<br />[TabasquegnO] algun dia te darás cuenta de eso.<br />[ThE_CroW] te parece ke el darth siga siendo un adolescente nickos?<br />[TabasquegnO] se esta amargando, solamente.<br />[TabasquegnO] quien sabe que lo hace sentirse asi.<br />[TabasquegnO] la gente que piensa en terminos de normalidad anda mal.<br />[TabasquegnO] nadie es 'normal'<br />[TabasquegnO] y doy gracias de que asi sea.<br />[ThE_CroW] es factible pensar en terminos de ekilibrio=<br />[ThE_CroW] ?<br />[TabasquegnO] no se a que te refieras we.<br />[ThE_CroW] es decir ni tirado a lo amargado komo el satas, ni tirado a lo material komo rbd<br />[TabasquegnO] uno puede ser como desee we.<br />[ThE_CroW] pero no hay un ideal?<br />[ThE_CroW] un modelo a seguir?<br />[TabasquegnO] difiere en cada persona. por la misma razon por la que no existe la llamada normalidad.<br />[ThE_CroW] y no se puede sakar un promedio global ?<br />[TabasquegnO] cada persona tiene opiniones muy propias de lo que es importante y lo que no es, lo que esta bien y mal, y asi x el estilo. por eso es dificil, que exista un ideal general que todo el mundo acepte.<br />[ThE_CroW] o de menos una tendencia?<br />[TabasquegnO] puede que si.<br />[satanic-surfer] si crou<br />[satanic-surfer] la hay<br />[satanic-surfer] pero no es lo mejor<br />[ThE_CroW] pq si para todo se buska el modelo ideal, supongo ke si no se konoce, lo ideal empezaria a ser la tendencia<br />[TabasquegnO] efectivamente.<br />[satanic-surfer] esta el mejro ser humano que ha existido<br />[satanic-surfer] mahoma<br />[satanic-surfer] el humano que quiso ser dios<br />[satanic-surfer] buda<br />[satanic-surfer] el humano que trato de actuar como dios<br />[satanic-surfer] hitler<br />[satanic-surfer] el humano ke degenera al humano<br />[satanic-surfer] esos malditos productores de novelas<br />[satanic-surfer] y el instrumento de degeneracion humana<br />[satanic-surfer] esos niños rbd y actores malos<br />[satanic-surfer] el hombre en plena degeneracion<br />[satanic-surfer] cuau blanco<br /><br /><br />Extracto robado del<a href="http://darthdjx.blogspot.com/2006/02/tengo-ganas-de-vomitar-tal-vez-sean.html"> blog del satanic-surfer</a>Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-41371277436680762342008-12-30T20:18:00.006-06:002008-12-30T20:42:13.646-06:00GraphJam Digest 1.0<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6gnvlJBKmpcoT9w6CI4u4_JQv1c9qUE6xybOg4w-wtMCU24CmImXjaJWsagyCqKHdvA9AYjGrf-O6KIl0smSdZ9k440XwT-WvpQrrHvbdY2969lE8JhVmLg1j1Bo5RqcCO85r/s1600-h/wannabe.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 362px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6gnvlJBKmpcoT9w6CI4u4_JQv1c9qUE6xybOg4w-wtMCU24CmImXjaJWsagyCqKHdvA9AYjGrf-O6KIl0smSdZ9k440XwT-WvpQrrHvbdY2969lE8JhVmLg1j1Bo5RqcCO85r/s400/wannabe.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285778073386320386" border="0" 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id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285774968146674370" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Yo tengo como 30=)Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-32345626897557658122008-12-29T08:12:00.001-06:002008-12-29T08:14:06.779-06:00feelings, mistakes and butts, these are things we dare not bare in public<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lWWKBY7gx_0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lWWKBY7gx_0&hl=en&fs=1" 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cada vez ke nos vemox<br /><br />|raZor| satas no es sheldon no mamen<br />|raZor| es el raj<br />|TabasquegnO| lo mataste<br /><br />|El_Guayabo| el walter sigue manoseandose en los cibers al ritmo de Dido?<br />|Kurk0| si<br />|El_Guayabo| con hombres?<br />|El_Guayabo| tu tienes el video?<br /><br />|GaZ| ia me fui .-.<br />|Kurk0| bikes<br />|GaZ| ._.<br />|GaZ| y mi beso ?<br />* GaZ se ha marchado (Quit: Let it be known that from this day, until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine. Vlad, you will not know the meaning of peace, for I shall rain misery down upon your pizza stealing heart!" -Gaz)<br /><br />[3:42am] |Kurk0| neta <br />[3:42am] |Kurk0| esos emos se alacian con plancha ea? <br />[3:42am] |Kurk0| ke puta weba <br />[3:42am] |Kurk0| nomas por eso no seria emo<br /><br /><br />|raZor| el crou es emo-rocker<br />|El_Guayabo| y fan de amanda miguel<br />|raZor| y fan de pablito ruiz<br />|El_Guayabo| lo mataste en vida<br /><br />|raZor| klklmklmfdklfd<br />|Crou| tsss<br />|Crou| ya tb hablas klingon?<br />|raZor| nel<br />|raZor| shiaz<br />|raZor| fue mi sobrina<br />|raZor| la de 1 año<br />|raZor| ya la kite de aki<br />|raZor| no vaia a borrar mi porn<br /><br />|satanic-surfer| no han notado ke la serena<br />|satanic-surfer| anda como no se<br />|satanic-surfer| algo iracunda?<br />|raZor| trae regla<br />|El_Guayabo| no creo que traiga regla<br />|El_Guayabo| casi eguro que no ha cogido con la angela<br />|El_Guayabo| y por eso anda malhumorada<br />|raZor| ke se compre un sibyan<br />|El_Guayabo| neto que imaginate razor<br />|El_Guayabo| que ella andara trepada en su sybian<br />|El_Guayabo| y que sus hijos llegaran de la escuela mas temprano<br />|raZor| tsss<br />|El_Guayabo| por lgun pecs en la primaria<br />|El_Guayabo| y que la vieran asi ajajajja<br />|raZor| seguro les diria ke sta jugando al caballito<br />|El_Guayabo| y los chavitos dirian: "podemos jugar, mami?"<br />|raZor| eso ya fue macabro<br />|raZor| pero bueno<br />|raZor| en su caso<br />|raZor| la serena diria: nooooooo, es mio<br />|raZor| y como accion subsecuente, le pone a velocidad maxima<br />|raZor| y hablando toda temblorosa: nnnniiññññooosss, vavavayyayansese aaaa dorr dorr mirrrrrrrrrrr<br /><br />|satanic-surfer| un monton de zorras<br />|satanic-surfer| me mandan mensajes<br />|satanic-surfer| en tagged<br />|satanic-surfer| preguntandome si me gusta el reggeton<br />|Kurk0| hahahahaha<br />|Kurk0| eske tienes geta de daddy yankee<br />|TabasquegnO| sin animos de ofender<br />|TabasquegnO| si we, si tienes geta de daddy yankee<br />|TabasquegnO| buena observación O_o<br /><br />|raZor| me di un megaputazo en una spinilla<br />|raZor| shiaz<br />|raZor| a mi edad ya no es bueno eso<br /><br />* Pandora se ha marchado (Quit: somos como el mar, a veces trankilo, a veces bravo... pero nunca dudes ke llegara a salvo a la playa. miss u bb)<br />|satanic-surfer| tururur<br />|raZor| la gente en sus quits<br />|raZor| ensaya siempre sus dotes kezke poeticas<br />|raZor| tss<br /><br /><br />|satanic-surfer| oye nikos ya viste los weyes ke se hacen enemas de keso?<br />|El_Guayabo| no soy casi de ver diversas parafilias darth<br />|El_Guayabo| es interesante hasta cierto punto, pero me aburre despues<br />|satanic-surfer| pinches japoneses<br />|satanic-surfer| estamos a años luz de ellos en fetiches<br />|El_Guayabo| O_O<br />|El_Guayabo| darth de donde car...<br />|El_Guayabo| deja de ver 4chan<br /><br />|sHoVe| como le puedo decir a una perra<br />|sHoVe| en palabras aka nicee<br />|sHoVe| cherrys<br />|sHoVe| k afloje la vagina<br />|satanic-surfer| srita<br />|satanic-surfer| por los confines del universo<br />|satanic-surfer| en cada galaxia<br />|satanic-surfer| en cada extrella<br />|satanic-surfer| en cada mundo habitado<br />|satanic-surfer| se oiran tus gritos<br />|satanic-surfer| cuando incerte mi mequiento falo<br />|sHoVe| jajajajaj<br />|sHoVe| me blokio la perra<br />|sHoVe| xD<br /><br />|raZor| io sigo pensando ke la serena es un ewok<br />|satanic-surfer| no wey <br />|satanic-surfer| es alushe<br />|raZor| jajajajjaja<br />|raZor| no mamar<br />|raZor| inche risa ke me dio<br />|satanic-surfer| y el angelus}<br />|satanic-surfer| es el tinieblas<br />|raZor| jajajaj<br />|satanic-surfer| ke no 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quality="high" width="353" height="132"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">I got sunshine<br />On a cloudy day<br />When it's cold outside<br />I've got the month of May<br /><br />I guess you'll say<br />What can make me feel this way<br />My girl (my girl)<br />Talking 'bout (my girl) my girl<br /><br />I've got so much honey the<br />bees they envy me<br />I've got a sweeter song than<br />the birds in the trees<br /><br />Well, I guess you'll say<br />What could make me feel this way<br />My girl (my girl)<br />I'm talking 'bout (my girl) my girl<br /><br />A hey, hey, hey<br />A hey, hey, hey<br /><br />I don't need no money that * ? *<br />I've got all the riches<br />one man could take<br /><br />I guess you'll say<br />What could make me feel this way<br />My girl (my girl)<br />I'm talking 'bout (my girl) my girl<br /><br />I got sunshine on a cloudy day<br />I even got the month of May, hey<br />I got, I got what she<br />A hey hey hey<br />Talking 'bout my girl</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />For Ame <3</span><br /><br />Descarguenla <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/170390979/13_My_Girl.mp3.html">aqui</a>Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-12216553859801505782008-12-04T01:56:00.003-06:002008-12-04T02:20:18.566-06:00Pedo Bear Digest 1.0<a href="http://www.pedobearpics.com"><img border="0" src="http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/180px-Pedobear.gif"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pedobearpics.com"><img border="0" src="http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/118355.jpg"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pedobearpics.com"><img border="0" src="http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/goodtimesfb9.jpg"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pedobearpics.com"><img border="0" src="http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/Pedo_Bear_fin.jpg"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pedobearpics.com"><img border="0" 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src="http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/116.gif"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pedobearpics.com"><img border="0" src="http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/PedoBearOverLoad.gif"></a>Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-10519825105480393862008-11-28T09:43:00.000-06:002008-11-28T09:44:25.956-06:00Bash.org Digest 1.1(~bati) how is that thing called<br />(~bati) where some fat chicks takes a photo of herself where only face is shown<br />(~bati) or taken from some fucked up angle so she doesn't look ugly?<br />(p00h) myspace<br /><br />(kuiper) My mom got me a toilet brush for Christmas.<br />(sic) lmao<br />(sic) have you been using it?<br />(kuiper) Well, yeah, but it hasn't been working too well. In fact, I think I may just go back to using paper.<br /><br />Far2Paranoid: Knew this guy in HS<br />Far2Paranoid: Built a box with 2x 350Mhz Pentium2, back in '98<br />Far2Paranoid: The trick was, filled his bathtub w/ glycerin<br />Far2Paranoid: Took apart a mini-fridge and used the coils to cool the glycerin to ~40F<br />Far2Paranoid: Then sunk the box so he could OC the CPUs to 1.3Ghz<br />Far2Paranoid: Coolest shit I've ever seen.<br />AlbinoChpmnk: If this was sitting in his tub, how did he shower?<br />Far2Paranoid: After what I just said, what makes you think he showered?<br /><br />(Redden) you know what you shouldn't take on planes?<br />(Sealab) Leslie Nielson?<br />(Bagel) Box Cutters?<br />(Dodge) William Shatners?<br />(Scotty) Gameboys?<br />(DotTom) Babies?<br />(The Amazing Rando) Wesley Snipes?<br />(seander) Flaming torches?<br />(Gib Yob) Vials of smallpox?<br />(Kelvin) Zombies?<br />(Tomuber) Mutha fuckin snakes?<br /><br />evilada: damn girls are too confusing about what they want from guys<br />lantern: Well they certainly know what they dont want<br />lantern: see now i'm tall, but not athletic, i don't have a full head of hair<br />lantern: so bam three strikes<br />evilada: girls dont work like baseball<br />evilada: if they did, everyone would cheer if you stole second base when no one was looking<br />evilada: and thats the complete opposite of what happens, trust me<br /><br />(komputes) I'm on a unix based operating system which means i get laid as many times as I have to restart my computer<br />(marky-b) same, but i run windows<br /><br />(@Dreki) I just realized something.<br />(@Dreki) A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right?<br />(@Dreki) 9/11=0.8181818181=HAHAHAHA.<br /><br />(kinzey) i want to go out with a girl<br />(kinzey) and lay in the field<br />(kinzey) real romatic like<br />(kinzey) and just stare at the full moon<br />(kinzey) and she'll say something along the lines of "the moon's so beautiful tonight"<br />(kinzey) and i'll just be like<br />(kinzey) "that's no moon... THAT'S A BATTLESTATION!!!"<br />(kinzey) and then run to the car and leave her ass there<br />(Chris) wow<br /><br />(Deltantor) Why is it so hard to find a man that wants a female that has a small son?<br />(f0rked_) I prefer a small daughter<br />(grnp) I prefer a smaller son<br />(ChrisHansen) I prefer that you both have a seat over there.<br /><br />(TheVirus) So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped<br /> by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video<br /> tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating<br /> the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to<br /> her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the<br /> camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits<br /> the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.<br />(alexandr-) you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?<br />(TheVirus) sure did<br />(TheVirus) i was hungry<br /><br />(Marilyn) I have a very large trouser snake in my backyard!!<br />(RaydenUni) trouser snake?<br />(Diazo) good for you<br />(RaydenUni) what's that?<br />(RaydenUni) a big snake that crawls up your trousers?<br />-a few seconds pass-<br />(RaydenUni) wtf? don't look up "trouser snake" on google<br /><br />(@Aureal) Wow, free web space for only $15.<br /><br />«RazoR»: Hey, ZP, you there?<br />«RazoR»: you suck cocks<br />Zerg_Predator: yeah<br />Zerg_Predator: hey!<br />Zerg_Predator: damn laggy modem<br />Zerg_Predator: I was answering to the quetion<br />«RazoR»: you suck cocks is not a question<br />«RazoR»: It's a fact<br /><br />(Ned) rofl<br />(Ned) Sud N' Fud<br />(Ned) When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead<br />(CB[UN1]) you forgot the usual line<br />(CB[UN1]) "hey stop im only 12"<br />(iX|Blue|afk) lol<br />(iX|Blue|afk) i usually get "woof bark bark"<br /><br />(helminthes) what girls have to realize is that every other guy is wrong and i am right<br /><br />(Rann-chan) 0123.<br />(Rann-chan) Er, sorry. ^^;<br />(Reddjango) at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^<br />(Gary) And like a C programmer, too. :)<br />(Rann-chan) Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n<br /><br />Tetramaster3k: Omg.<br />Tetramaster3k: My mom was just outside my room, and she saw me chewing on the chords to my headphones<br />Tetramaster3k: She goes<br />Tetramaster3k: "If you keep doing that, you'll reach wire and electrocute yourself"<br />Tetramaster3k: So I stopped<br />Tetramaster3k: Then she goes<br />Tetramaster3k: "I didn't tell you to stop"<br /><br />Esi: people have installed linux on their Xboxes so...<br />Blayne: When people install Linux on their dishwasher, then I'll give them a nod<br />Esi: is that a challenge?<br /><br />(Axe) I<br />(Axe) do<br />(Axe) not<br />(Axe) know<br />(Axe) where<br />(Axe) family<br />(Axe) doctors<br />(Axe) acquired<br />(Axe) illegibly<br />(Axe) perplexing<br />(Axe) handwriting;<br />(Axe) nevertheless,<br />(Axe) extraordinary<br />(Axe) pharmaceutical<br />(Axe) intellectuality,<br />(Axe) counterbalancing<br />(Axe) indecipherability,<br />(Axe) transcendentalizes<br />(Axe) intercommunications'<br />(Axe) incomprehensibleness.<br /><br />* ion has joined #sp<br />(ion) today's my birthday<br />(deMoN) yo happy bday man ;)<br />(ion) thanks, my dad brought me a new case home from his work today<br />(ion) ok, it's not a new case, it's my old one...i didnt like the gray metal frame so i wanted to change the color<br />(plague) What color?<br />(ion) gold. i was going to spray paint it, but it would have ended up melting. so my dad said he'd take it to work<br />(ion) he works at this metal coating place<br />(ion) just brought it home today. looks awesome<br />(plague) So you have a gold plated tower?<br />(ion) no it's not gold...something else...let me go ask<br />(ion) copper. it's copper<br />(plague) Copper plated?? Is it running right now?<br />(ion) no dude...on my other pc..i just finished hooking up the mobo and stuff, i'm about to start it<br />(ion) stand back<br />(plague) Before you turn it on...I think you should know something...<br />* ion has quit IRC (No Route to Host)<br />(plague) Copper is a conductor of electricity.<br />(deMoN) think we should have told him?<br />(zeff) nah, it's funnier this way.<br />(plague) of course...()<br />Note: the fuse box in his house was fried. knocked the power out.<br /><br />(Ariela) I want a man that is like a purse: looks good on your arm, carries your things, and hopefully matches your shoes.<br />(Nap) I want a woman who's like a good pair of shoes: looks good, provides support, and doesn't recite stupid analogies.<br /><br />(pHluid-) because everybody leet in linux types with all lower case letters like this and no punctuation<br />(pHluid-) the shift key is for noobs<br />(pHluid-) periods are for chicks<br />(pHluid-) and god knows theres no chicks in #linux<br /><br />(SanGreal) holy shit I'm stupid<br />(SanGreal) I just took my laptop plug<br />(SanGreal) and licked it<br />(SanGreal) while it was plugged in<br />(SanGreal) :<br />(Funky_) ...<br />(Funky_) so does that mean you lick your plugs when they are not plugged in?<br />(SanGreal) :<br />(Funky_) yes or no?<br />(SanGreal) no comment<br /><br />( peter) alanis morrisette is a prime example of why horses shouldn't be allowed to sing.<br /><br />- (JustHalf) #boards != warez?<br />- (kairo) try #boardz<br />- (kairo) if it ends in 'z' , its gotta be illegal<br /><br />(mcsim02) you know...one day the word pron is actually going to replace the word porn for good...and then in the year 2055 some internet geek is gonna think hes really funny by calling it 'porn' instead of 'pron'...and it will be a horrible horrible cycle<br /><br />(Claws) Disabled people are the greatest.<br />(Claws) I have a friend who is in a wheel chair and he has the most awesome sense of humour ever.<br />(Claws) The other day two of my other friends were having an argument about something trivial, one of them turned to him and said "You'll stand up for me won't you"<br />(Claws) He just looked him straight in the eye and with the straightest face you'll ever see, said "Only if your name's Jesus"Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-20088995697663160132008-11-25T21:39:00.002-06:002008-11-26T00:00:32.214-06:00Las Animas del TerrorMi hermana y yo gritábamos al unísono “el de las películas” justo cuando alguien tocaba el timbre del palacio entre las 10 am y 12 pm.<br /><br />Es de conocimiento público mi desagrado por las películas de Disney. La mayoría de ellas por lo menos me desagradan al grado de que me pongo a transpirar y a desesperar cuando las veo. Hay una que me gusta sin embargo, que puedo ver y ver y ver, Alicia en el País de las Maravillas. Hay otra que disfruté mucho por el contexto en el que la vi, Robots. Del Libro de la Selva me gusta la voz y las canciones de Baloo (Germán Valdez TinTan). De otra más en particular me fascina una escena: la borrachera en Dumbo. La escena de los elefantes rosas de niño me daba muchísimo miedo, la veía muy seguido en su formato Beta.<br /><br />Es curioso, que recuerde tan bien mi niñez, el wey que pasaba todos los domingos por LE a vender y cambiar películas en formato Beta y poco después también VHS, le decían “el charly” y bueno no sé por qué me acordé de esto, pero era curioso el sujeto, en lugar de canturrear alguna estupidez tocaba los timbres de las casas y ofrecía sus servicios. Tenía un chalequito negro y una camisa polo, siempre con lentes oscuros y pantalón de mezclilla, de unos 1.70 de estatura, tal vez menos, eso fue por allá de 1990. Bueno a este sujeto mi papá le compró, en un solo casette formato Beta, una colección bastante buena: Dumbo, Alicia en el País de las Maravillas y además unos cuantos episodios navideños de Chip n’ Dale y un episodio de Goofy. Toda esta mágica colección por el módico precio de 50 mil pesos (bastante caro en esa época sobre todo). El pobre charly casi quiebra al llegar el primer videoclub a lomas estrella, un videocentro (que en paz descanse) ahí en dalias, justo en las instalaciones del Dalias gym, dirigido por Memo y atendido por Esmeralda que después serían novios y luego esposos. Al año, las noritas (apodadas por los Rodríguez Betancourt como las gordas), abrirían su propio videoclub bajo la franquicia videovisión; atendido por Afrodita (ahí rentaba videojuegos de NES, mi favorito era el Castlevania Simon Quest’s), justo detrás de la primer tienda en todo LE, la tienda Noritas. La apertura de este videoclub sería la quiebra total de nuestro amigo charly, sus cajas de cartón con unas 30 películas en cada una no eran competencia de los estantes con cientos de filmes ya no solo en formato Beta sino VHS, el ganador de esta guerra de formatos a finales de los 80.<br /><br />Por si fuera poco, justo atrás del videovisión de Afrodita, por allá del año 93, un nuevo charly abriría su propio videoclub, con un pequeño cuartito acortinado dedicado apelículas XXX. El sujeto llamado charly fue muy amigo del Fish (mi mejor amigo, Q.E.P.D.), y pues obviamente también mi amigo, ahí veíamos películas porno, desde las de Jenna Jameson hasta hentai (Urutsukidoji).<br /><br />Con el tiempo el videocentro de dalias se convertiría en el Dalias Gym, el videovision de Afrodita sería traspasado y se llamaría videoclub Cine Mexicano (aun existe, ahora está sobre Tecnicos, en el patio de Violeta). El videoclub de Charly (el otro, no el que me le vendió Dumbo a mi papá) fue absorbido con los años por el Videoclub Cine Mexicano. De los dos charlys nunca más supe nada. Pero aquí está la escena de Dumbo que tanto influyo en mi juventud, y que tanto me gusta, gracias al charly por rifársela por todo LE con dos cajas repletas de videocasetes, vendiendo y cambiando bajo el intenso sol todos los domingos durante poco más de un año. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WssgXLyL8bU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WssgXLyL8bU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">¿Quién es? ¿Quién va?<br />Ya empiezan a desfilar<br />vienen ya, mira qué saltos dan.<br />Serán quizá<br />parientes de Satanás.<br />Ya están aquí,<br />en torno a la cama van<br />al revés, como acróbatas,<br />terror me dan, me quieren enloquecer.<br />Qué voy a hacer Ya no lo se<br />ya no me puedo embriagar<br />al que abusa del licor se le aparece<br />una visión son elefantes en color<br />que espantan y dan terror. <br /><br />yo que al diablo desafié<br />y la cola le arranque...<br />los paquidermos tricolor<br />han hecho que pierda mi gran valor<br />Hay que horror<br />Déjenme en paz no puedo mas<br />ya se van ya se van las animas del terror<br />las animas las animas del terror!<br /></span><br /><br />Analizando la letra uno puede deducir porque es una escena tan terrorífica para un niño de 5 años, es realmente una obra de arte el doblaje de esta canción; la letra de la versión en inglés “Pink Elephants on Parade” no es para nada la onda.Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-82107322095440246422008-11-06T20:04:00.002-06:002008-11-06T20:07:43.930-06:00Bash.org Digest 1.0[Edofnor] #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?<br /><br />[@Dark_un] is there an actual term for banks lending out money?<br />[@bytraper] loan<br />[@Dark_un] i was thinking of the process<br />[@incorrect] scam<br /><br />[TURBOMEAT] arguing over musical taste is pointless, really<br />[ScumDog] pretty much<br />[TURBOMEAT] it's subjective<br />[mightyflo] not when you have ops. :)<br /><br />[Llarack] You are what you eat ^_^<br />[Iskandor] I AM NOT A PUSSY<br />[Iskandor] ]_]<br />[Kletian] yeah, you're a dick.<br /><br />[Cold_Fyre] back. I had to talk to my sister about sumtin<br />[fReAkEr] is she hot?<br />[Cold_Fyre] She's 8...<br />[Cold_Fyre] O.o<br />[fReAkEr] I didnt ask her age...<br /><br />dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?<br />dftpnkezln:I'm very happy with my score of 89.<br /><br />[AceAway] well later bitches of to the hospital<br />[SForce] that sounds promising<br />[AceAway] not really spend half my life going to them all part of being stuck in this damn wheelchair<br />[SForce] unfortunate<br />[SForce] makes me want to stand up<br /><br />[Kevyn] So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like?<br />[etoilet] hentai<br /><br />[spacemank] someone help me think of an eye catching phrase or something about me.<br />[cky] hm<br />[cky] your nickname rhymes with 'wank'<br />[PsykoDave] Spacewank!<br />[spacemank] gr... not to do with my NICK<br />[cky] well, you said about you :P<br />[spacemank] yes, me. not my nick.<br />[spacemank] I am not my nick.<br />[spacemank] I am me.<br />[Greg|wawy] if you re-arrange the letters, you get "spankmace"<br />[cky] your nick has to do with you<br />[spacemank] not really.<br />[spacemank] GRR<br />[spacemank] USELESS<br />[Greg|wawy] :D<br />[cky] which is almost "spank mice"<br />[cky] you could also rearrange it to say MSPancake!<br />[spacemank] I hate you.<br /><br />Tridao: i got 100%<br />Tridao: :D<br />Xeero: On what?<br />Tridao: the iq test<br />Xeero: ...<br />Tridao: 100% of what/<br />Xeero: Did it give you a number?<br />Xeero: That says<br />Xeero: 'Your IQ is ___"<br />Tridao: 100%...:(<br />Xeero: Okay, your IQ is not high.<br /><br />[Ranbert] someone shoot me please....<br />[tele] o \O_ Arrgh!!<br />[tele] [\==- - - - - - - --- __/<br />[tele] / \ \<br /><br />[grendal] what is it with Mexicans that they have to stand in the front yard?<br />[grendal] like ... frequently<br />[grendal] like... daily<br />[aNuBiS-] its cleaner than inside their house<br /><br />[NW]: The NHL has the Stanley Cup, the MLB has the World Series, and the NFL has the Super Bowl.<br />[NW] I'm not sure what the NBA has...<br />**Reno sips vodkety.<br />[[Drum]]: The Championship.<br />[Ran[afk]]: The Rape Accusation Trial.<br /><br />[Blake`] Buffalo wants to draw in the film industry.<br />[Blake`] What the fuck are they gonna film there?<br />[`Edwin`] Fargo, part 2?<br />[Blake`] "The Adventures of Nanook the Eskimo"?<br />[`Edwin`] Call of the Wild?<br />[Blake`] "Dude, Where's My Economy?"<br /><br />milnarmo: damn i'm never gonna get a fishing license<br />milnarmo: lucky i already have my phishing license<br />darkwing14: what?<br />milnarmo: please enter your credit card number and expiration date to continue this conversation<br /><br />itchy92: Aha! I figured out why all the 1337 hackers in movies use Linux.<br />theNihil: Um, because it's mysterious and unknown to mainstream movie viewers?<br />itchy92: No, man. It generates so much output so easily.<br />itchy92: Need a scrolling console window to make it look like you're doing something? Type any nonsensical word with a verbose switch and BAM! you've got scrolling text for like 3 hours. So it seems like you're engaging in some hardcore NSA decrypting when in fact, you're compiling ksolitaire or something.<br /><br />Madrigal: I have DSL<br />Madrigal: Which backwards is "LSD"<br />Madrigal: But for my sake, and the sake of being backwards, I'd rather get Dial.<br /><br />[Mootar] what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?<br /><br />[[prefix]] hahahah<br />[[prefix]] I just read the funniest shit<br />[[prefix]] this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone #<br />[[prefix]] when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass<br /><br />[poserman]what is considered a long distance girlfriend?<br />[poserman]10, 15, 20 hops???<br /><br />[pork] GAS THE JEWS<br />[Kristy] thats horrible<br />[Kosta] See Kristy, you just misspelled "honorable" again<br /><br />[Ruth] hmmm first thing to do when one gets home is .... check spam for emails<br /><br />[Shark463] hey, did u see stevie wonders new album?<br />[Chaz] No<br />[Shark463] neither has he.<br /><br />SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary<br />*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns<br />wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary<br />[wacko_Jacko]ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?<br />[hunney] I am spartacus<br />[ji_pper]no im spartacus<br />[Betty_Guns]I am spartacus<br />[mistr andersn]I’m spartacus<br />[wacko_Jacko]ur all freaks thats what u r<br /><br />Safia: your just sittin there watching me?<br />Sean: No I have creepy music playing too<br /><br />[ traicovn] I'm stealing wifi at the shearton right now<br />[ traicovn] until security comes and gets me<br />[ traicovn] Some older upper 30s drunk woman invited me up to her room. <br />[ traicovn] But I think the high speed is just about the same up there so I turned her down.<br /><br />[Blarrrg] Holy shit, best idea for a doormat ever.<br />[Blarrrg] 10 HOME<br />[Blarrrg] 20 SWEET<br />[Blarrrg] 30 GOTO 10<br /><br />[Crimson_Dynamo] If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends<br /><br />[rompiku] I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I will disconnect from the internet and trap him inside<br /><br />Andrews: 'I have man bitches'<br />Andrews: 'MANY.'<br />Andrews: FUCK<br /><br />[Nate] The Americans spent 5 years and 10 million dollars to develope a pen that would write in space, freezing cold, extreme heat, and in zero gravity.<br />[Nate] The Russians used a pencil<br /><br />[[NCA]Spank] I was pretty dumb about computers. <br />[[NCA]Spank] Then I learned you could get porn on them. <br />[[NCA]Spank] 3 years later I'm a system administrator.<br /><br />Declan: I dunno...I love her, but this new years is going to be uber depressing<br />grencez: her friends are much lamer than both of you combined<br />Declan: The thought of her getting high at a party where everyone is drunk while I sit at home and code Perl or something is kind of too much to bear<br />CyanFlux: maybe try coding something in c<br /><br />[@Headknocker] what happens when 5 emos sit in a square room?<br />[@Headknocker] one dies because he has no corner to cry in :D<br /><br />[Mach17] Google: your number one source of not sounding retarded.<br /><br />[phluid] I won't program in java anymore<br />[phluid] I'm not Marxist and don't believe in classes.<br /><br />[pritch] jeez<br />[pritch] sauron couldve got the one ring on ebay for £4.99<br />[pritch] oh wait<br />[pritch] excludes delivery to mordor<br />[fragglet] one does not simply deliver to mordorKurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-48067021943700008772008-11-04T23:52:00.000-06:002008-11-04T23:53:38.685-06:00INGENIEROSe murió un Ingeniero y se fue a Las puertas del Cielo. Sabido es que Los Ingenieros por su honestidad siempre van al cielo.<br /><br /> San Pedro buscó en su archivo, pero últimamente andaba un poco desorganizado no lo encontró en el montón de papeles, así que <br /><br />Le dijo:<br /><br /> 'Lo lamento, no estás en listas...'.<br /><br /> De modo que el Ingeniero se fue a la puerta del infierno le dieron albergue y alojamiento inmediatamente. Poco tiempo pasó y <br /><br />el Ingeniero se cansó de padecer Las miserias del infierno, y se puso a diseñar y construir mejoras.<br /><br /> Con el Paso del tiempo, ya tenían ISO´s 9000-14000,18000,21000, sistema de monitoreo de cenizas, aire acondicionado, <br /><br />inodoros con drenaje, escaleras eléctricas, equipos electrónicos, redes de comunicaciones, programas de mantenimiento <br /><br />preventivo, sistemas de control visual, sistemas de detección de incendios, termostatos digitales, excedentes de petroleo, <br /><br />gas, electricidad etc. Y el Ingeniero se hizo de muy Buena reputación.<br /><br /> Un día Dios llamó al Diablo por teléfono y con tono de sospecha le preguntó:<br /><br /> '¿Y que..... cómo estan por allá en el infierno?'<br /><br /> ¡¡Estamos a toda!! Estamos certificados ISO 9000,14000,18000,21000, tenemos sistema de monitoreo de cenizas, aire <br /><br />acondicionado, inodoros con drenaje, escaleras eléctricas, equipos electrónicos, Internet, etc. Oye, apúnta mi dirección de <br /><br />email,es: eldiablofeliz@infierno.com.. por si algo se te ofrece<br /><br /> Y no sé cuál será la próxima sorpresa del Ingeniero. ¡'.'¿Qué?, ¡¿QUÉ?!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> ¿TIENEN un Ingeniero allí??<br /><br /> Eso es un ENORME,GARRAFAL error, !nunca debió haber llegado ahí un Ingeniero. Los ingenieros siempre van al cielo, eso está <br /><br />escrito y resuelto. ¡Me lo mandas inmediatamente!'.<br /><br /> ¡Ni loco!.<br /><br /><br /><br /> Me gusta tener un Ingeniero de planta en la organización... Y me voy a quedar con él eternamente'.<br /><br /> 'Mándamelo o...... ¡¡TE DEMANDARÉ!!...'.<br /><br /><br /><br /> Y el Diablo, con la vista nublada por la tremenda carcajada que soltó, Le contestó a Dios: 'Ah Sí?? ...y por curiosidad...<br /><br /><br /><br /> ¿DE DÓNDE VAS A SACAR UN ABOGADO?' si todos estan aquí.....!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> HAY QUE ENTENDER A LOS INGENIEROS, AMARLOS, BENDECIRLOS Y DARLE GRACIAS A DIOS POR HABERLOS CREADO!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /> 1. Un Ingeniero no es que sea prepotente, es que está rodeado de inútiles.<br /> 2. Un Ingeniero no tiene el ego muy Grande, es que el cuarto es muy chiquito<br /> 3. No es que quieran tener la razón siempre, es que Los otros siempre se equivocan.<br /> 4. Un Ingeniero no es que carezca de sentimientos, es que Los otros son unas nenas lloronas<br /> 5. Un Ingeniero no tiene vida desorganizada, es solo que tiene un ritmo de vida particular.<br /> 6. Un Ingeniero no ve el mundo, lo cambia.<br /> 7. Un Ingeniero no es que sea un crecido, es que los simples mortales no lo comprenden.<br /> 8. Un Ingeniero no es un ser calculador y frío, simplemente, le parece divertido pasar por encima de la gente común.<br /> 9. Un Ingeniero no es un Enredador, es que los usuarios se enredan porque no entienden nada.<br /> 10. Un Ingeniero no es un crítico, es que los errores de la gente son muy evidentes.<br /> 11. Un Ingeniero no es un inútil para hacer tareas cotidianas, es que para que demonios gastan sus valiosas energías en <br /><br />bobadas.<br /> 12. No es que el trabajo los absorba es que... De que carajos estaba hablando?<br /> 13. Un Ingeniero no comete errores, solo prueba si los demás estaban prestando atención!!<br /> 14. No es que se crean la gran cosa, ES QUE LO SON!!!<br /><br /> Pero recuerden, ser tan cercano a la perfección tiene sus problemas así que los que no son ingenieros comprendan a estas <br /><br />tristes almas torturadas entre la genialidad y la incomprensión.Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-38696050753469974232008-10-05T21:55:00.000-05:002008-10-05T22:12:10.416-05:00Engineering in da house!6 cosas que hay que saber sobre los ingenieros<br /><br />1. Los ingenieros somos llamados así porque resolvemos los problemas con ingenio. Ser creativo es parte de la descripción del trabajo, aunque desde lejos todo parezca números, gadgets y código. Es por eso que muchos ingenieros somos geeks consumados (and proud of it!).<br /><br />2. Los ingenieros somos pragmáticos y preferimos las soluciones binarias: sirve o no sirve, se hace o no se hace, se arregla o se consigue uno nuevo. Los medios tonos son para personas con mucho tiempo en sus manos, o dicho de otra manera, ningún ingeniero se anda con tarugadas.<br /><br />3. El estereotipo del ingeniero nerd, flacucho, de lentes y con camisa de cuadritos no es ni real ni universal: conozco muchos ingenieros que llevan una vida bastante fìsica: uno de ellos jugó en la selección nacional de waterpolo, otro par se dedican al montañismo, otros cuantos jugamos futbol americano... aunque la parte de la camisa de cuadritos casi siempre es cierta.<br /><br />4. Los ingenieros somos muy curiosos: siempre estamos desarmando cosas para ver como funcionan, probando comida nueva para conocer sabores diferentes, comprando aparatos para ver que utilidad les damos luego... preferimos experimentar antes que preguntar. Esta también es una de las razones por las que llegamos tarde a todas partes.<br /><br />5. Somos selectivamente metódicos. Esto quiere decir que aunque nuestra casa sea un caos, el área de trabajo (o estudio) se encontrará maniáticamente ordenada. Otra cosa que es cierta es que todos los ingenieros tenemos un estudio en casa (no todos podemos costear una baticueva).<br /><br />6. A los ingenieros no nos gusta que nos llamen licenciados, y cada uno dará una respuesta diferente del por qué de esto. Lo mejor es evitarlo.Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-67325695928277589662008-09-28T18:54:00.005-05:002008-09-28T19:34:24.353-05:00Relleno mensual<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlYPjLmi52gfre3I7hL9r1oH9njGa67ef8MlGL56swSNc0_VGlxsUhGSkBlKIuJ95jy7z0Dwr2v7dydmwgYYOSCRmx32pahIQhRoS50ZnjLBG7Rn4NMASBWGVG8EuSuOp0Dgo0/s1600-h/What+Is+Heaven.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlYPjLmi52gfre3I7hL9r1oH9njGa67ef8MlGL56swSNc0_VGlxsUhGSkBlKIuJ95jy7z0Dwr2v7dydmwgYYOSCRmx32pahIQhRoS50ZnjLBG7Rn4NMASBWGVG8EuSuOp0Dgo0/s400/What+Is+Heaven.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251234325112750482" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNMPWDBASSCkp3kpIP4ipHOgxkSt0KIu07CTQTjk0lPPIgnn71SLeQ_bK1iqw1dE5uWERtR08dtbXqadcY5nkQ2u9Hyxa5SA0Tu-8aGWfnJxEeHqWzpHw56Nsul2mQmCkfUBts/s1600-h/Saving+Private+Ryan+hax0r.gif"><img style="float:left; 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margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi26BYuXZYBKlH33wi_czZkp5_wyQiJ32Ytd-4tpuvCMS2t0lajkbPl_DfhzK3YPdczGnxbEFlHGNJYGIt6p5Mza3AmqnFoevcy5YMfWYD33lCksW3h5Aw9PdKzDbw3RVIg8LZE/s400/Mental+-+Physical+Attractiveness.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251233352600260290" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLYDuwskMhEG73dZQsoGTFoQSqHh_MOtdvVxGww28ayUB66HBYKX0Wd-ppReafs42Lo_CGSG5KWf5DKbERm9-fER2EWrgzk6ZpSfxIget9qoT8dqJy51iwsxbG2AUzsgaAvOX0/s1600-h/Mission+-+Go+to+Gap,+Buy+a+Pair+of+Pants.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLYDuwskMhEG73dZQsoGTFoQSqHh_MOtdvVxGww28ayUB66HBYKX0Wd-ppReafs42Lo_CGSG5KWf5DKbERm9-fER2EWrgzk6ZpSfxIget9qoT8dqJy51iwsxbG2AUzsgaAvOX0/s400/Mission+-+Go+to+Gap,+Buy+a+Pair+of+Pants.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251233358062577266" /></a><br /><br /> <br />http://theburningbiscuit.com/AmusingPictures.htmlKurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-24802875131693984562008-09-10T12:24:00.001-05:002008-09-10T12:33:36.311-05:00Autogreets 3.0Estos frejkesitos de bash.org pa los ke la extrañen.<br /><br /><br />[Jedi_Vader20] anyone know where I can find some goo pr0n?<br />[PuffinFreshWog] have you tried the internet?<br />[Jedi_Vader20] whoops<br /><br />[Keitaro] I think I know where Michael Jackson got the idea to hang his kid over the balcony.<br />[Keitaro] Lion King.<br /><br />[scenestar] chuck norris jokes are the web 2.0 equivalent of "all your base"<br /><br />[Dooley]omg </3<br />[Mstandot]What does that smiley represent?<br />[mictoboy]a vasectomy<br /><br />[XaSer] what's the word for NOT independent? unindependent?<br />[travly] yeah<br />[XaSer] thanks!<br />[travly] no problem, really =)<br /><br />[MicroChip] ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl?<br />[Chucker-away] the Yankees<br />[bishop] the sox<br />[MicroChip] you guys are so female<br /><br />[Guinivere] they have cable in Montana?<br />[Ouroboros] Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.<br />[Ouroboros] You know, cable.<br />[Ouroboros] Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.<br /><br />[Soimafrea] is it music?<br />[blender] most mp3s are<br /><br />[k3tty] nfi<br />[APULYG] Whats nfi?<br />[TBC] no fucking idea.<br />[APULYG] Well shut up then if you dont know<br />* TBC beats the crap out of APU for being s00pid.<br /><br />[kolby] you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em?<br />[kolby] they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror<br />[kolby] I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look<br />[Scofco] hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink?<br />[kolby] huh?<br />[kolby] ...fuck<br /><br />[MKDemon] my girlfriend has boobs.<br />[Kevyn] My girlfriend has boobs too.<br />[Kevyn] And by boobs, I meant "two balled up t-shirts stuffed up a pillowcase"<br />[Kevyn] ...And by girlfriend, I meant "pillow"<br />[Kevyn] In case you couldn't tell.<br />[Kevyn] No pun intended.<br /><br />[bill``] I'm taking the AP calc test tomorrow--does anyone have any last minute tips?<br />[MSINISTER] dont put metal in a microwave!<br />[MSINISTER] good luck!<br /><br />[VerrySpecialUnit] i have 30gb of games now...<br />[VerrySpecialUnit] and 10 gigs of apps<br />[hamms] and 0gig of a life<br /><br />[ISO_Girl] i need to trim my hair<br />[Anarchy_Creator] meh short hair on a woman = no<br />[Anarchy_Creator] i think shoulder length is good<br />[ISO_Girl] wrong hair buddy<br />[Anarchy_Creator] ...<br /><br />[Rift] i ditch girls for video games all the time<br />[@monk-work] toggling between your porn window and your gaming window does not qualify as "ditching girls for video games"<br /><br />[drgonzo] fuck linux<br />[drgonzo] that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant<br /><br />[Kurt] Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?<br />[jre] Batman<br />[egg] Batman<br />[jre] Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt? NO.<br /><br />[Fembot] I choose you, PINGachu!<br />[Fembot] Variable sized packet attack!<br /><br />[twink-E] man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing beats IRC!<br /><br />[fry] i remember the first time i had a boner i thought it was cacner or something<br />[fry] because i used to be smart and shit and i learned in class that tumers were "uncontrolled growths"<br />[Raven] Then you found the internet. And now you can't even spell cancer. Or tumors.<br />[fry] ...<br />[fry] :(<br /><br />[myliw0rk] There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.<br />[myliw0rk] This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.<br /><br />[dlanod] The great thing about aural sex is that you can play it by ear.<br /><br />[tatclass] YOU ALL SUCK DICK<br />[tatclass] er.<br />[tatclass] hi.<br />[andy\code] A common typo.<br />[tatclass] the keys are like right next to each other.<br /><br />[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks?<br />[TheXPhial] vaccuums<br />[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?<br />[TheXPhial] black holes<br />[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what just isn't cool?<br />[TheXPhial] lava?<br /><br />DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.<br /><br />[i8b4uUnderground] d-_-b<br />[BonyNoMore] how u make that inverted b?<br />[BonyNoMore] wait<br />[BonyNoMore] never mind<br /><br />[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?<br />[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?<br />[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?<br /><br />[T-Wolf] man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert<br />[RdAwG20] you don't live in Hope mills do you?<br />[T-Wolf] ya, why man?<br />[RdAwG20] lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?<br />[T-Wolf] you mother fucker<br /><br />[NES] lol<br />[NES] I download something from Napster<br />[NES] And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done<br />[NES] I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"<br />[NES] "getting my song back fucker"<br /><br />[jeebus] the "bishop" came to our church today<br />[jeebus] he was a fucken impostor<br />[jeebus] never once moved diagonally<br /><br />[JonTG] Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z<br />[JonTG] wait, shit<br /><br />[MooseOnDaLoose] Hey Mike<br />[goatboy] what?<br />[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.<br />[goatboy] er?<br />[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.<br />[goatboy] and?<br />[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.<br />[goatboy] ...<br />[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.<br />[goatboy] i dont get it<br />[MooseOnDaLoose] AND YOU NEVER WILL.<br />[goatboy] bastard<br /><br />[Reverend] IRC is just multiplayer notepad.<br /><br />[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm<br />[Eticam] And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then<br />[Eticam] When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass<br />[Eticam] Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat<br />[Eticam] The girl started crying and left class ^^<br /><br />[Sonium] someone speak python here?<br />[lucky] HHHHHSSSSSHSSS<br />[lucky] SSSSS<br />[Sonium] the programming language<br /><br />[Sui88] 67% of girls are stupid<br />[V-girl] i belong with the other 13%<br /><br />[WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs] i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???<br />[XeNoX] Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.<br /><br />[Raven] I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.<br />[Raven] It said my password wasn't long enough. :(<br /><br />[frank] can you help me install GTA3?<br />[knightmare] first, shut down all programs you aren't using<br />frank has quit IRC. (Quit)<br />[knightmare] ...<br /><br />[NHBoy] I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(<br />[rycool] ...<br />[NHBoy] I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.<br />[NHBoy] Oh well, time to buy new strings.<br /><br />[Fashykekes] Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."<br /><br />Mendo] lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it<br />[spitfire] haha mendo<br />[spitfire] take a screen shot<br />[spitfire] wait<br />[spitfire] that made no sense<br /><br />[@Chin^] My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert<br />[@Chin^] just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating<br />[@Chin^] So she calls me a pervert again?!?<br />[@Chin^] there is no justice in the world...<br /><br />[Insomniak`] Stupid fucking Google<br />[Insomniak`] "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search<br />[Insomniak`] "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your searchKurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-64121449954647303012008-08-14T12:17:00.001-05:002008-08-14T12:18:28.608-05:00INTERNETLESSDesherede la interné =( dejen sus comentarios pseudopostumos u.uKurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-51696405482156056212008-05-13T01:33:00.003-05:002008-12-11T09:14:21.118-06:00Los Demás<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDO8XUZHyt6WLokSYipP_haH43ixjzzxYiRMZy-JKo3u4ZFEjhnfD1gJJ8kU_Pc9p_v1HYeYyIaysBwca-jLnVWJyio5ACVpJX5MEI_Mc6N8GgSFkb0_fyPfl-hPQ8D_e1dr1_/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDO8XUZHyt6WLokSYipP_haH43ixjzzxYiRMZy-JKo3u4ZFEjhnfD1gJJ8kU_Pc9p_v1HYeYyIaysBwca-jLnVWJyio5ACVpJX5MEI_Mc6N8GgSFkb0_fyPfl-hPQ8D_e1dr1_/s400/1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199749720060578210" /></a><br />Por fin, un nuevo disco de los babas, con un sonido muy similar a su anterior produccion Anoche, se podria decir que es una continuaion. Canciones cortas peor potentes, tratando como siempre varios personajes y distintas historias en cada tema, por supuesto sin olvidar su clasico sarcasmo cursi, sus heroes cretinos y sus sutiles contradicciones. Son solo 10 temas pero todos muy buenos, recomiendo ampliamente Pijamas, Los Demás y EL Idolo. Chequenlo, es lo ke se va a eskuchar durante un buen rato.<br /><br />Descarguenlo completito en este su humilde blog ;)<br /><br />Descarga Mucho de Babasónicos dandole click a download xd<br /><br /><a href="http://files.filefront.com/BabasMuchobyKurkorar/;10207266;/fileinfo.html" title="BabasMuchobyKurko.rar"><img style="border:none;" src="http://static1.filefront.com/ffv6/graphics/b_dl_now.gif" alt="BabasMuchobyKurko.rar"/></a><br /><br />Kiero verlos en el vive latino =(Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-73648951320836440422008-04-23T00:42:00.005-05:002008-12-11T09:14:21.322-06:00Entrada número 100 Yugi vs Chuck NorrisPues a pesar de ke la entrada 100 merecia algo espectacular, me pase de lanza y puse el duelo mas chingon de todos los tiempos, mucho más ke Dios vs Chuck Norris o el VIH vs Chuck Norris, el Rey de los Juegos Yugi contra THE Chuck Norris. El resultado sin embargo es asombrosamente obvio xd. Para muestra una imagen cortesia de Pato Li (mejor konocido como Lyzerg, si, es un pato).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqxvL6CEz7sT4DmoQ1_UF_POMdfo3F1nypj7cCcY0oXxX-hc4tPyL-9T1wJmA5c5ntlHOFC6JtHhKnqr-ZIbuUtqVd7andcZvJHEXnNGzes-78FF1xOHe3-VqEQZRmf1nCVCYd/s1600-h/createcardphpdv6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqxvL6CEz7sT4DmoQ1_UF_POMdfo3F1nypj7cCcY0oXxX-hc4tPyL-9T1wJmA5c5ntlHOFC6JtHhKnqr-ZIbuUtqVd7andcZvJHEXnNGzes-78FF1xOHe3-VqEQZRmf1nCVCYd/s400/createcardphpdv6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192313279365855250" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Y como mensaje eskondido: TE AMO <strike>YURIIIIIIIIII</strike> :D<br /><br />Ah y si no se imaginan el duelo pues no saben ni ke pedo.Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-86236447320812886932008-04-21T06:14:00.001-05:002008-04-21T06:18:22.371-05:00La guia ingenieril sobre los gatos<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHXBL6bzAR4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHXBL6bzAR4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-91822813883435195782008-04-08T08:40:00.000-05:002008-04-08T08:41:45.767-05:00Someone set up us the bomb!How are you gentleman!! all your base are belong to us<br /><br />ha ha ha<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h4AuN6pN1kY&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h4AuN6pN1kY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Kurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13044919.post-86168473327243890082008-03-31T03:01:00.004-06:002008-03-31T03:23:43.724-06:00Autogreets 2.0De regreso buenos autogreets y logs de irc, gracia s a los usuarios de #PMX #merol #lanuevarepublica #saint-seiya #inframundo #help #santuario y demas eaeaea. Comenten =(<br /><br />[12:22am] [dyablo] [KakunitA] no t preokupes [12:22am] [dyablo] ia guardamos minutos de silencio por tu imen .-.<br /><br />[9:48pm] [kakunita] me meti en la cola el mouse -.-<br /><br />[12:12am] [kakunita] !¡!¡ Megaman_X!¡!¡: tengo un techo blanco no te interesa? [12:15am] [megaman_x] seee mandalo :D<br /><br />[kakunita] :( todas se te kedan viendo feo [crou] me desnudan kon la mirdada [kakunita] uhmmmmmm :( no te dejes [crou] les pego? [kakunita] shiiiii ponte tu playera de "tengo novias"<br /><br />[9:51pm] [kobito] si esta jodida agarrala de perrito.. [9:52pm] [kobito] igual por el culo no se nota tanto<br /><br />[8:24pm] [kory] wey [8:25pm] [kory] no cean culero ya quiten esos greet<br /><br />[9:46am] [kory] tengo v.irus [9:46am] [kory] no puedo entrar a paginas de an tiv irus por ke se cierra [9:46am] [kory] y tanpoco puedo escribir an ti vi rus<br /><br />[3:55pm] [lizard] q son dildos? [3:55pm] [lizard] :S<br /><br /> [ 11:14pm ] Joins: Jarocho_Sexi (logan@317D43B2.4FAB1134.EEF6D9D9.IP) Clone: logan_w5k [22 users] <br /><br />[12:57am] [narko] antes era alkoloiko gay fumador progressive hardcore depresive [12:57am] [narko] pero ahora soy bohemio<br /><br />[2:28am] [razor] serena [2:28am] [razor] tu has probado el semen? [2:29am] [serena_] pos claro [2:29am] [razor] y a ke sabe? [2:29am] [serena_] a nada [2:32am] [nosferatu] vaya que raro que no le sepa a nada y que su justificante para no tener sexo oral es que no le gusta su sabor<br /><br />[2:18am] * PyOnG le avienta piano a Crou<br /><br />[1:41am] [walta] razor [1:41am] [walta] es cierto que tu eres el delegado zero? [1:41am] [razor] nel [1:41am] [razor] soi el tacho [1:41am] [razor] tssss<br /><br />[razor] en la tarde [razor] vinieron mis sobrinitas [razor] y yo de pendejo [razor] viendo porno [razor] dejo el monitor prendido [razor] y pokatelas [razor] y dije [razor] stas viendo porkerias [razor] shiazzzzz [razor] en la escena [razor] habia un blowjob<br /><br />[9:48pm] * [raZor_de_la_Warrior] Levanta su Cimitarra de la Exhalación sobre la cabeza del colega, y le asesta un violento golpe produciéndole graves quemaduras de ácido.<br /><br />[5:34pm] [rich] hehehe [5:34pm] [rich] no se ke es un peyote [5:34pm] [rich] a ke te refieres con eso.. 5:35pm] [crou] es un pitote [5:35pm] [rich] a veces no entiendo ni madres.. de lo ke dicen..<br /><br />[1:37pm] [ro] no soy lesbo [1:40pm] [crou] si eres [1:40pm] [ro] no soy -_¬ [1:42pm] [crou] bueno eres asexual [1:42pm] [ro] si ._.<br /><br />[11:41am] [crou] oye Ro empanisame la mojarra [11:43am] [ro] siaz ia se me antojo mojarra -.- asi chile limon<br /><br />[11:14pm] [tabasquegno] tengo ganas de comer galletas de animalitos ahogadas en cafe negro [11:14pm] [satanic-surfer] o ke un negro te ahoge el cafe con el animalito? [11:15pm] [tabasquegno] hace cuanto que no tienes sexo darth?<br /><br />[2:37am] [satanic-surfer] y soy una mapacha mrihuana<br /><br />[17:13] [satanic-surfer] oye crou se puede insertar un flv en un flash?<br /><br />[12:20am] [siglors] con 1mb [12:20am] [siglors] bajas a 130kb [12:21am] [siglors] reales [12:21am] [siglors] te roban como 256kb reales [12:21am] [razor] inche cegaton mejor ya callate [12:21am] [razor] n'mas la cagas mas<br /><br />[3:44pm] [radamanthys] ya viste kual es segun la times de londres la uni #74 de las mejores del mundo? [3:44pm] [valentina] no, cual es? [3:44pm] [radamanthys] el Tec [3:44pm] [valentina] neta?! [3:44pm] [valentina] mi skul?<br /><br />[6:06pm] [walta] valen dick [6:06pm] [walta] todos [6:06pm] [walta] menos el drugz [6:06pm] [walta] por que se almidona [6:09pm] Quits: Gpl_Source_ (The_nature@3AC243F4.408E1347.BE17C782.IP) (Connection reset by peer)<br /><br />[12:53am] [satanic-surfer] tsssssssss [12:53am] [satanic-surfer] walta [12:53am] [satanic-surfer] ia siento ke te amo<br /><br />[1:06am] [gpl_source] Mars_Walta conocerá a un integrante de reconocida banda de rock, se hará gay y se casará con ese integrante<br />en una capilla de las vegas. Vivirán juntos y cantarán canciones de iceberg hasta el 2045. En el 2046 su amado tendrá<br />que irse a la guerra contra cuba y Mars_Walta se verá en la necesidad de regresar a México con el corazón destrozado<br /><br />[2:09am] [caballero_18] ¿En dondé esta la opción para que mis contactos del msn veán<br />lo que escucho en mi reproductor?<br /><br />[11:08pm] [caballero_18] ke necesito hacer par merecerte[11:08pm] [mars_walta] llegar a los posts suficientes en www.merol.org para ke te dejen downloadear warez[11:08pm] [mars_walta] e invitarme un cafe<br />[11:09pm] [caballero_18] eso ya lo hice we osea ya merol es la ley<br /><br />[9:44pm] [reweltas] oigan [9:44pm] [reweltas] quien tiene adsl [9:44pm] [reweltas] ncsito quin tnga adsl [9:44pm] [malaky] el mono mario<br /><br />[nautico] la verga [nautico] que [nautico] no soy pendejo [crou] hahahahaha Nautico] ya no soy el mismo pendejo de hace un tiempo [nautico] ahora ya veo discovery channel<br /><br />[8:21pm] [ambar] y ati te gusta k te den fondo por el detroit? [8:21pm] [doomsday] de vez en cuando [8:21pm] [doomsday] depende de ganas de ke tenga<br /><br />[kory] alguien tiene el windows edicion especial?[11:21pm] [mars_walta] www.merol.org[11:22pm] [lune_de_balrog] yo tengo el windows edicion espacial[11:22pm] [kory] nel todavia no llego a los post para que me den contraseña para merol<br /><br />[kory] que programa de p2p me recomiendan? [crou] [12:12am] [kory] que programa de p2p me recomiendan?[----el napster [crou] bajalo de merol.org/napster/[kory] yo no se como madres buscan programas en mero.. [kory] ya le busque y busque a la inche web.. y no mas no veo donde estan los sofwares [caballero_18] merol.org/sofwares<br /><br />[2:17am] [crowcita] yo vi video de un tipooooooo tocando piano con su ia sabes ke -.-<br /><br />[edeshi] se ingeniera amor [1:28am] [rain] tas viendo ke toy re mensa ;_; [1:29am] [kakunita] si si esta re mensa [1:29am] [kakunita] la RaIn no sirve pa ingeniera [1:29am] [crou] estudia musika iwol [1:29am] [kakunita] nel RaIn estudia diseño<br /><br />[crou] la paty mercado[kakunita] paty chapoy? [crou] :S [crou] no sabes kien es? [kakunita] paty mercado no [crou] es candidata a la presidencia [crou] de los estados unidos [crou] mexicanos [kakunita] woralesssssssssssss [kakunita] latina?<br /><br />[@Ben] crou[@Crou] e?[@Ben] tu eres el q me jor me cae dude[@Ben] eres mi brodaaaa* Crou se eskonde atras de CroWCita[@CroWCita] glug[@Ben] jajaja[@Ben] no mames[@Ben] no te quiero ligar[@Ben] XD@Ben] no eres mi tipo<br /><br />[9:48pm] [tha_crow] soy un trasvesti marihuano pero no soy puto neta<br /><br />[2:37am] [satanic-surfer] y soy una mapacha mrihuana<br /><br />[12:53am] [tabasquegno] la nueva pelicula de Garganta profunda, protagonizada por: Doomsday, como la garganta profunda.[12:53am] [doomsday] TabasquegnO [{«=- pues no la tengo tan profunda pero haria el esfuerzo 12:11am] [doomsday] we pues la neta la bombita de vacio funciona chido<br /><br />[doomsday] mi script es la ley [doomsday] uta madre ke peda le pasa a este puto script [doomsday] pero este script esta de la chingada<br />[10:15pm] [lacosamasfea] crou y darth[10:15pm] [lacosamasfea] agachence a recoger el pesito[10:15pm] [satanic-surfer] neta alli en ingenieria hay una moneda de 20 cvsen una eskinita alli ha estado todo el semestrey estara alli [10:19pm] [crou] satas[10:19pm] [crou] donde esta la moneda?<br /><br /><br />Aun no encuentro los de MALAKY, son los mas nices d etodos los logsKurkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852175339653033736noreply@blogger.com2